Meet Emma.
Now she doesn't have to.
the asda one ok i think
She reads what you scribble. Gets the point.
the asda one ok i think
She picks the right shape.
She builds the carousel. All of it.
Done in 4 minutes.
What if she makes a medical claim?
The cheapest, fastest "hire" of your life.
let's jump on a call.
Not our AI clones. Yet.
Stop ghosting your IG. Meet Loopah.
The social-media hire you keep meaning to make. Loopah turns the stuff in your head into IG and TikTok carousels in your voice — slides, captions, ready to ship. No 90 minutes in Canva. No three weeks of silence followed by a guilt post.
What Loopah actually does
One tool. Four jobs. They work together — that's the point.
Carousels in your voice
Drop in your week's thinking, the topic, or a transcript. Loopah writes the slides — hook, body, CTA — sounding like you wrote them on a good day.
Pixel-perfect render
Every slide rendered server-side at 1080×1350 (IG) and 1080×1920 (TikTok), brand colors locked, fonts embedded. Download a ZIP, post.
Captions that don't sound AI
Loopah writes the caption alongside the slides. SEO-aware, no em-dash, no emojis, soft CTA to your site. The kind of caption you'd write if you had time.
Personalities you control
Educational deep-dive, scroll-stopper, test-promoter, story-format — each is a personality you can edit. Add new ones in 30 seconds. Loopah follows them.
Pick the personality, ship the post.
You have three or four content modes you cycle through. Loopah knows them. Tell it which one you're in today and it writes the carousel that fits — same voice, different shape.
Deep-dive carousels. The kind people screenshot and send to a friend. 7-9 slides, hook → frame → 5 tips → soft CTA.
One sharp idea, made unmissable. 3-4 slides max. The stuff that makes someone stop the thumb-scroll mid-train-ride.
When you're running a quiz / lead magnet / launch — Loopah writes the promo carousel that drives them to the link, not the like.
Two tiers. Pick how much you want to do yourself.
Run Loopah yourself for the price of software. Or have a real human on our team run it with you so you never miss a week.
- ✓Unlimited carousels per month
- ✓All personalities, editable
- ✓IG + TikTok aspect ratios
- ✓Caption + ZIP export
- ✓Everything in self-serve
- ✓Weekly content cadence agreed up front
- ✓Real human you can text
- ✓Auto-publish to IG when ready (coming soon)
(€s locked once `pricing` card resolves. Anchor: self-serve €99–199 · managed €499–999.)
What you're probably thinking.
The objections we hear most. Answered like an operator, not a salesperson.
We built Loopah on a real account.
Pasul.ro's IG carousels — the educational ones, the test-promo ones, the scroll-stoppers — are made with Loopah. Same engine, same personalities, same render pipeline. Re-skinned for your brand, your voice, your topics.
Make a real carousel. Right now.
Open Loopah, pick a personality, drop in a topic. Two minutes later you have a carousel + caption ready to post. If it feels like you, you'll know.
(Open generator — auth gate coming in `auth-gate` card.)